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Deadpan Diaries: Famous fashion designer fired; panicked citizenry asks, "Who will design ridiculous clothes that no one would ever wear in real life?"

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Christian Dior fired its star designer, John Galliano, after a video surfaced of the designer making anti-Semitic remarks, including "I love Hitler."

The sacking of the legendary designer made the front page of newspapers all over the world, including The New York Times and The Financial Times

Runway models in Milan were devastated. "He was the only creative designer in the fashion world," said Gota Longneck, a model for Dolce and Toboggan. "What will we do now? Wear jeans and a T-shirt?"

Spindly Slenderlimbs, a model for Ral Flauren, urged the media to continue its intensive coverage of the story's developments. "There's a silver lining here," she said. "At least the most serious journalistic news outlets in the world understand the importance of this story. For a while there, I thought they had lost their focus by veering too far into politics, human-rights issues, and investigative reporting."


By Deadpan Diaries fashion correspondent David Wheeler
Source: Internet
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